I'm in the Library

I'm in the library. If you want to get really specific I'm in the Collaborative Learning Stations--sounds pretty important right? Well, no it's not, it's a bunch of computers. Yes they are collaborating, however am I learning? No, no I'm not. Should I be learning? Yes, yes I should. I have a physical science test tomorrow, well technically it's been all week, but the procrastinator inside of me has decided it would be best to wait for the last possible moment--basically to postpone the inevitable.

So lucky for me I'm a people watcher, as such I have the noble goal of, well...watching people. Basically this job entails of me sitting (or standing for that matter) and watching/listening to the people around me. I have become quite the expert of this job and I enjoy it immensely. Currently I am listening to two girls across from me, whom I could only assume are studying what appears to be the Book of Mormon--only at BYU.... My conclusion on this conversation is this: These girls are incredibly boring, talking of the proverbs of Solomon and the ideal wife (to name a few topics) and I might as well mention the girl on the right shouldn't wear her hair up, her ears stick out far too much for this to be allowable. I however am simply a person watcher, not the bearer of bad news, ere go, this comment will be left for you--please use it wisely--if your ears stick out from your head a ridiculous amount, please do us all a favor and let your hair down.

The girl to the right of me seems to have what appears to be a fairly inexpensive plastic box--which what I would gather from the evidence is that in said box lies art supplies or she is an avid fisherperson (PC). She seems very involved in the task she is doing on her computer--I leave it at that.

The man to the left of me is wearing a stunningly brilliant lime green polo--I ask, who would produce such a shirt? It appears as though Ralf Lauren is to blame. Interesting. This man is typing what appears to be an e-mail. To whom you may ask. you'll have to ask him. I wish I could say I have the abilities of Veronica Mars, but alas, this is one of my short falls--I simply observe.

In conclusion to my people watching I must say that is has in fact been a particularly boring day in the Collaborative learning Stations and that tomorrow perhaps I will try elsewhere for more interesting data. Of what you may ask? That is yet to be determined, but just know it will be life altering.

Well I'm off to see a man about a soul--AKA Bishop Davis

Until next time
-L